Gametes for Sale

So according to our UPM, in a fit of crazy, the Director proposed that he sell one of his testicles to raise the money we need to get Self Storage up and running. If more crew members sold their testicles, then we'd make a really really good movie. Budget wouldn't even be an issue. The good thing about testicles is that you are most likely born with two so if you sell one to fund your student film, you still have the other one. Though, one has to wonder how one transplants a testicle....

The UPM and I then discussed selling our eggs for funds. Technically, only one of us will have to do that cuz an ovum will fetch $5,000 and Self Storage only needs $2,000. We tried to decide which female would be most likely chosen in the rigorous eugenics selection process. We decided that our BTS girl is the most worthy candidate seeing as she is blond-haired, blue-eyed and tall. The Executive Producer can afford to give up one of his testicles for the project too seeing as he flaked out on us early, this will be suitable repayment.

For now, the UPM looks into donation centers.