Tools

Well as LM was bound to find out sooner or later, Spencer, the car-less wonder, is a complete tool. We all knew this, but we weren't gonna say anything to her. She even knew it but was hoping her gut feelings were false. Woman's intuition is rarely for naught, LM. She even bets now that his mom isn't really even dying.

So she and another coworker from Nutrilite caught him red-handed. Note to boys: don't go around telling a bunch of girls they're pretty if you're acting like they're the only one you tell that too. Take a lesson from my friend Nate, the Chimes Resident Anthropologist: tell every female friend of yours that they are pretty in front of your other female friends. None of us take offense. It's just how he is and God bless him for that.

So Spencer is done-zorz.

Moving on, LM has made friends from a set she was at yesterday and there are new prospects lying within Mr. Soup's new roommates. Not setting anyone up though, just preparing them ;)

On the other gossip

Ladies and gentlemens, tomorrow is our very own Fearless Leader's birthday. That's right, Sir Director is turning 22. Be extra nice to him tomorrow and make sure he knows he's loved. Maybe buy him a drink. Maybe just take advantage of him and let him buy you drinks. Happy birthday Director Man. All of us here at Self Storage wish you many more to come, especially if we're all invited.

<3

The Costume Mistress